We breathed a collective sigh of relief when Sam got her SIGNED diploma on Friday. Afterall, it's highly unusual for dead people to get diplomas!
You think I'm exaggerating? Huh-uh. One of Sam's teachers told the class she was dead, causing one friend to protest and subsequently get sent to the principal's office, and a second to cry for a week. Seriously.
I think there's a psychosis epidemic down here among people who THINK they're in a position of control. I'll leave you on your own when it comes to figuring out who--or what--I'm referring to!
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